Nervous Ned

Ned looked in the mirror and flinched. Again, he thought he was getting pulled over. That was when Ned decided to shave his mustache.

Tuned-in Cam

As Cameron watched his third football game of the day, he began to feel a bit lethargic. But then he remembered how very important all the games were.

Joey Bag-a-Salted-Almonds

Joey Bags had okay hair all his life. Then one day, he up and died! At his funeral, the lady in charge of making Joey presentable accidentally parted his hair on the wrong side. Everyone thought Joey looked much better.