Leftover Larry
Sure, Larry was worried what his wife might say if she found nothing but the one half-eaten piece of pizza left in the box, but he was much more worried about her throwing it out.
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Edward & the Magic Eight Ball
Edward : So I’m the one in charge? Eight Ball : As I see it, yes. Edward : But you have all the answers? Eight Bal l: Ask again later. Edward : You at least have some of the answers, right? Eight Ball : Better not tell you now. Edward : Like is now a good time to buy Cysco stock? Eight Ball : Cannot predict now. Edward : Okay, how about … will a six foot supermodel love me? Eight Ball : Concentrate and ask again. Edward : Will a six foot supermodel love me? Eight Ball : Don't count on it. Edward : Will someone love me? Eight Ball : It is certain. Edward : Will it hurt? Eight Ball : It is decidedly so. Edward : Will it be worth it? Eight Ball : Most likely. Edward : What if it’s not. Eight Ball : My reply is no. Edward : No what? No it's not likely or no it's not worth it? Eight Ball : My sources say no. Edward : No what? Eight Ball : Outlook not so good. Edward : Not so good to not be worth it? Or worth it? Eight Ball : Out...
Back-of-His-Hand Brad
Brad thought he was starting to understand a thing or two about a thing or two. But then one day, as he was washing up before dinner, he found a mysterious blemish on the back of his hand. Suddenly, Brad wondered if he’d ever really known anything at all.