What-Was-That Walt

“It’s not that I wasn’t listening, Honey, it’s that I forgot what I heard when I was listening.”

Death-Obsessed David

David always had an irrational fear of sharks, until one day, Brie explained that he'd have a much better chance of being killed by a falling coconut than by a man-eating shark. 

After that, David always had an irrational fear of sharks and coconuts.