Toby liked to start his day with a game of solitaire. It got
the mind moving while his bowels did the same. And what else was there to do
once he'd finished scanning five self-allotted minutes of Facebook?
Unfortunately, Toby also allotted himself exactly one
solitaire victory. How else could he move on with the day if the game didn't finish
to its proper completion?
Unfortunately, this day, Toby never won that game.
So he never left the toilet.
