Educated Ed
Ed sent Penny two stories, neither of which he actually read, yet both he knew to be true at headline level. Headline 1: Are Men Idiots Who Do Stupid Things? Study Says Yes Headline 2: 99% of All Farts Don't Smell In Ed's ever-failing quest to reveal his true self to Penny, he hoped she would also accept these statements as truth. Then he polished off a delicious salt shake.
